Hmmm, not quite as I'd hoped...

Q: So, how's the whole blogging thing working out?
A: Ahem, not as marvellously as I'd perhaps hoped, thanks for asking.

Q; And why's that exactly?
A: Weeeeeelllll.....it appears that I kinda sorta over-estimated the amount of time I'd have available to write the darn thing. Or maybe I just underestimated the amount of time needed to do it...because I do ramble on a bit y'know...

Q: Quite. And so what do you plan to do to correct this sorry state of affairs?
A: Yeah, good question...what about...work out a schedule? Maybe...write one post every week? Or twice a week?

Q: It's a start I guess...but what happened to all your grand plans? You know, the ones about blogging everyday, and linking to all your favorite blogs so they can join you in witty reparte about fashion, pop culture and all the rest, hmmm?
A: Wow, that's a bit harsh, Q! Listen, life gets in the way! I have a husband! 2 small children! A house! A business! A life! Shit happens and quite frankly, Mrs smarty-pants Q, I don't see you stepping in to help out with the domestic grind, or the festive shopping smackdown, or the oh-my-god there's a BIG FAT work problem that needs dealing with RIGHT NOW. So keep your smug as a smug thing sarky knickers comments to yourself, thanks very much.

Q: Crickey, Madame S, take a chill pill. Just asking, y'know...
A: Yeah well, a little understanding would go a long way, that's all I'm saying...

Q: OK, message recieved. So now you've indulged yourself in this (frankly bizarre, and just a little bit scary) conversation with yourself, what's the plan? Assuming you have one?
A: OK, here's the plan. Or rather, Here's The Plan:

I, Madame Suggia, being of sound(ish) mind and (increasingly raddled) body, do hereby swear-oh all right, I'll just do my best-to post at least once a week. If not twice.

OK?

Are we all fine with that?

Jolly good.